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August 1999 Splish Splash |
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ADVANCEMENT - FISH UP THE AWARDS FOR TONIGHT PERSONNEL: Cubmaster, Assistant Cubmaster ASSISTANT CUBMASTER - The Cubmaster told me to fish up the awards for tonight. I hope he knows what he's talking about. (Assistant Cubmaster pulls out fishing rod and pretends to fish In pond.) I hope they're biting because the advancement ceremony is about to begin. CUBMASTER - Hey you there, land lubber, what are you doing? ASSISTANT CUBMASTER - I'm fishing for the awards. CUBMASTER - Any bites? ASSISTANT CUBMASTER - No, I wonder why? CUBMASTER - You're using the wrong bait. Try this. (Cubmaster gives Assistant Cubmaster set of false teeth.) Now they'll bite, ASSISTANT CUBMASTER - Say, you're right. Look what I caught! (Assistant Cubmaster pulls up old shoe with advancements inside.) CUBMASTER - Well shiver me timbers. There are badges and pins inside. Should we throw them back in. |
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